Postfunk
(pōst’fŭngk) adj.
1. After the primary period of sexual activity or vigor. Usually used to refer to a specific time in an individual’s life. She hasn’t seemed as interested in dating since she entered her postfunk years.
(After posting this, I realized there exists another definition, probably equally as obscure. The dialogue is kind of funny, but I’m hoping this new definition will be the one to get coined.)